just say jolie

Puppy & I are drinking white wine spritzers and having a...

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 16:11:31 -0500

Puppy & I are drinking white wine spritzers and having a therapeutic viewing of “War of the Roses”

youngmanhattanite: Now I “get it.” EXCITED CLAPPING.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 11:00:52 -0500

youngmanhattanite:

Now I “get it.”

EXCITED CLAPPING.

I'm sure that today they'll play that cockmonkey of a Better Than Ezra song.

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:29:00 -0500

Jolie: I just walked into the gym. They're playing "Dyslexic Heart" *gunshot*
Me: But Jolie. MY HEART COULD USE SOME GLASSES.

Homemade pasta with the biggest drunks ever? Disaster, pretty...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 18:13:46 -0500

Homemade pasta with the biggest drunks ever? Disaster, pretty much.

Aww, they look like they’re having so much fun - can we...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 11:14:22 -0500

Aww, they look like they’re having so much fun - can we all agree not to tell them what ‘merde girl’ means?

Your Daily 90s: Morrissey, “Will Never Marry” I...

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:13:00 -0500

Your Daily 90s: Morrissey, “Will Never Marry”

I amuse myself endlessly.

AND IF THE DEVIL IS 6

Sat, 07 Nov 2009 10:00:00 -0500

It’s been two weeks, the bruises still haven’t faded (I mean the literal ones - I’m not about to talk to you about any sort of psychic bruising bullshit), and friends keep tagging me in photos from a night I’d rather forget, which is just, like, “HEY LOSER SLUTBAG REMEMBER WHEN YOU ACTED LIKE A COMPLETE HO IN FRONT OF A BUNCH OF PEOPLE YOU REALLY DIDN’T WANT TO KNOW THAT YOU ACTUALLY ARE A COMPLETE HO?? YEAH THAT WAS FUNNY LET ME KEEP BRINGING IT UP!!” and so I’m going to just ask that you accept without question my plan to lie in bed for the rest of time listening to the Pixies, okay?

(via brianvan) EXCITED CLAPPING POLCARI’S!!!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 18:16:02 -0500

(via brianvan)

EXCITED CLAPPING POLCARI’S!!!

Krisanne: when did you grow a blood pumping vessel?!

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:17:00 -0500

Krisanne: when did you grow a blood pumping vessel?!
me: Shhh, don't tell anyone - it'll ruin my rep.
Krisanne: It'd ruin your rep if I told people you didnt fuck on the first date.
me: But then you'd just be lying

brianvan: Your Daily 90s: Eminem, Nate Dogg, DMX, Xzibit, Ja...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 08:12:00 -0500

brianvan:

Your Daily 90s: Eminem, Nate Dogg, DMX, Xzibit, Ja Rule, & 2Pac - Bitch Please III (DJ Defcon Remix)

BrianVan, you promised me Dre and Snoop and instead I get some bullshit from 2000? Turd please.

Okay but really, in all sincerity thank you for guest tumblejaying Your Daily 90s this week and for generally being an all-around good turd. (Aww, see how I can be nice?)

ouizy: JOYCE WISCHNIA! (I love that you can see her purse strap...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 07:27:33 -0500

ouizy:

JOYCE WISCHNIA! (I love that you can see her purse strap across her bosom.)

There are not enough OMGs in the world to properly express my reaction to this photo. JOYCE WISCHNIA!

The Awl | Will Wine Mess Up Your Grill?

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 15:24:22 -0500

The Awl | Will Wine Mess Up Your Grill? :

I appreciate the gesture, but no, still not going back.

brianvan: Your Daily 90s: Prodigy - “Narayan” + “Firestarter”...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:58:25 -0500

brianvan:

Your Daily 90s: Prodigy - “Narayan” + “Firestarter” (continuous mix)

I feel contractually obligated to reblog this, but I also feel compelled to tell you that it horrifies me to have The Prodigy anywhere near my pretty pink blog.

Billy Ocean, “When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get...

Thu, 05 Nov 2009 07:18:00 -0500

Billy Ocean, “When the Going Gets Tough, the Tough Get Going”

Just so we’re all clear on things: As far as I’m concerned, the world would be a better place if every movie ever were a Michael Douglas/Kathleen Turner vehicle.

"Dear sweet Jesus they put it at the top of the page. Now I cannot even pretend it’s not there."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:14:31 -0500

“Dear sweet Jesus they put it at the top of the page. Now I cannot even pretend it’s not there.”

- This is the best and worst day of my life, yes.

"can we talk about how they’re both wearing stupid shirts with people’s heads drawn in..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 17:13:22 -0500

“can we talk about how they’re both wearing stupid shirts with people’s heads drawn in all white on them? even if one is stevie nicks. we don’t wear steve nicks.”

- The justsayjolie inbox: Your source for the hidden angst of The Awl readership.

"(I kinda wanna watch the video, just for forensic purposes? But I also would like to keep the yummy..."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:23:34 -0500

“(I kinda wanna watch the video, just for forensic purposes? But I also would like to keep the yummy soup I had for lunch down too, thank you? Decisions, decisions.)”

- My inbox is clearly the place one goes when one needs to have an existential crisis inspired by La Gould.

"When I saw that Emily video thing I first thought, “This will not sit well with Jolie."

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:35:09 -0500

“When I saw that Emily video thing I first thought, “This will not sit well with Jolie.””

- From the inbox

You should hear what I have to say about being sent to Granny Mister Denton's.

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:20:16 -0500

“No don’t make me go to Aunt Emily’s!! The only candy she ever has is carob and I don’t care what she says, it does NOT taste just like chocolate.”

brianvan: Your Daily 90s: Radiohead - Paranoid Android I judge...

Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:03:29 -0500

brianvan:

Your Daily 90s: Radiohead - Paranoid Android

I judge Radiohead negatively based on their fans, yes I do.