Hey Flavia, does this stola make my ass look big?
Ave! Happy Ides of March, friends (and Romans, and countrymen). If you’re not too busy being ware or sharpening your cultellus, you should totally come hang out. I’m having a sing-a-long!XCIX Bottles of Wine on the Wall, XCIX Bottles of Wine,
And if one of those bottles should happen to fall,
That leaves XCVIII bottles of wine on the wall…
No! Of course I didn’t google “Ides of March parties” - why would you think that?
(Yeah I totally did. And if there’s a cute but nerdly guy out there who gets stola, ave, cultellus, etc. can you please ask me on a date? I will say yes!)