It's never wise to argue with me before I've had coffee.
- Dad: Is this the coffee you want? There are other kinds in there.
- me: I know, but I like the Dunkin Donuts.
- Dad: There's that Pan Quotidian coffee you brought for Mommy.
- me: No, I want the Dunkin Donuts.
- Dad: There's the-
- me: Daddy. I want the Dunkin Donuts. Don't challenge me - I'm a Boston girl, you chose to raise me here and you get what you pay for.
- Dad: That is true...