- rend it: Why so glum, miss? Everything ok?
- me: I really need a nice catpill today. Or a thousand vicodin. I dunno, [blah blah, never you mind] and then it just perpetuates and I hate everything including mostly myself and OH MY GOD I AM ALEX BALK.
- rend it: Oh jeez yes no stop before en-Balking yourself anymore. Pretty soon the plaintive wail of the corner hot dog vendor is just going to seem SO POIGNANT.
- me: Mostly I'm worried about back hair.
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