I always hate being me, some days more than others.
I literally cannot stop crying. Fuck.
just say jolie
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flights of fancy:
stevie nicks has never...
words we love
rex's scarf
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Your Daily 90s: En Vogue, “Giving Him Something He Can Feel”
It occurs to me that the 90s were an excellent decade for girl groups.
Anyhow, it’s getting fucking hot here in Sydney. Last weekend, Ben and I participated in something called a Big Gay Flash Mob on Bondi Beach. I’ve uploaded the official video above. Per Jolie’s instructions, I am here to tell you that while I’m not really in it because I’m out of camera range, you can glimpse me at 1:35 and 4:28. You can also see Ben doing the ‘Single Ladies’ choreography at 1:49.
Hope this brightens your day, especially since the Northern Hemisphere’s days haven’t been so bright lately.
This seriously looks like it was the most fun thing ever.
NYTimes.com: Parents Are Borrowing From Cesar Millan, the Dog Whisperer
Oh wow, the Times trend piece on how to train family members as one would an animal is due up for another go already?
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Your Daily 90s, Lots of Liz: Liz Phair, “6’1”“
I’m going go ahead and assume you all know how tall I am, and let you extrapolate from that the primary reason I love this song so much.
HINT: I am not 6’1”.
Can we all agree to never use the words 'competitive yoga' ever again ever?
BIGGEST EYE ROLL IN THE HISTORY OF BIGGEST EYE ROLLS
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Your Daily 90s, Lots of Liz: Liz Phair, “Chopsticks”
How the entire world doesn’t hero worship this woman I will never understand.
Things I Would Do With A Sponsored Tumblr Post
- A video explanation of the Infield Fly Rule, set to “Rapper’s Delight”
- Sell my CD collection, I’m sure someone wants my copy of August and Everything After
- Show everyone the “Reblog this!” tattoo on my anus.
- I saved the links of all the party photos each of you have ever emailed me to take down
- The video of me dancing to “Ice Ice Baby” in the sixth grade talent show
- 10,000 effusive words on Ren & Stimpy
- Offer Katy Perry $100 to retire.
- Another repost of that Lady Gaga picture
- The results of a Gmail inbox search on “Choire”
- “Last Five Years In Dodge(ball)”
- My public appeal to Sur La Table to give me a Kitchen Aid Artisan Mixer
- Top 10 Scary Pictures of Kelly Cutrone
- PICTURES OF MAURICE. HE’S SUCH A HANDSOME FLOOFY GUY.
- Peter Feld, got another Photoshop idea? I’m spent.
- A transparent scheme to receive oral sex
BULLET NUMBER NINE EXCITED CLAPPING!!
Count me in for the "Print Choire's Tweets And Make Wallpaper Out Of It"
(via brianvan)
EXCITED CLAPPING!! (Sometimes I feel like BrianVan is the only person who really understands me. That does not, for the record, inspire any sort of EXCITED CLAPPING. More like, RESIGNED SIGHING.)
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Your Daily 90s, Lots of Liz: Liz Phair, “Go West”
Is it strange that this is my favorite Liz song? I dunno, it just has meaning for me. Italicized meaning, which is the most important kind of meaning.
I don't think even Stevie can get me through this.
My work crush has delivered upon me perhaps the most vile content management project in the history of man - FINANCIALS, Y’ALL. FUCKING FINANCIALS GOING BACK A MOTHERCLUCKING DECADE - and it’s a damn good stroke of luck on his part that I can’t be around him without turning into a blushing, stammering mess or I would storm into his office and hang him from his natty little Thomas Pink tie. Fucking British accountants. Evil limey bastards.
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Your Daily 90s, Lots of Liz: Liz Phair, “Divorce Song”
I should really remember to start every day with “Divorce Song”.
BrianVan this is good news! In fact, to celebrate I’ve spruced up my reader!
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Your Daily 90s: Liz Phair, “Never Said”
I have a feeling this is going to be the sort of week that requires a lot of Liz.
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Your Daily 90s: The Sundays, “Here’s Where the Story Ends”
I wish The Sundays were a more prolific band because they’re awesome and also I’d love to be able to do The Sundays Sunday every week but alas.
